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Hyderabad ,   Andhra Pradesh
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Member Since 30 March 2007 

Cities Lived
Mumbai - Maharashtra
Hyderabad - Andhra Pradesh

Profession
  • V-empower - Web Developer

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Pakistani Army

posted by Asif ALI on 15 July 2007 22:28
An Indian was traveling in a train in Pakistan, along with his pregnant wife. A few Pak army officers were also travelling in the same compartment. As every body knows ,the pakis think they are ...
12 comments  -  tags: army + pakistan

Slapping the Bush

posted by Asif ALI on 13 July 2007 2:58
Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train c...
9 comments  -  tags: bush + jokes

New version of the woodcutter and the axe

posted by Asif ALI on 5 July 2007 3:37
** Software Engineer and his computer** Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used...
11 comments  -  tags: woodcutter

Why the South indians are dark in color

posted by Asif ALI on 4 July 2007 23:02
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color? Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion...... ..
7 comments  -  tags: jokes

All Depends on Management

posted by Asif ALI on 2 July 2007 21:15
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at t...
7 comments  -  tags: management

Joke

posted by Asif ALI on 1 July 2007 22:13
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ..... ...... . Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari aa rahi thi ..... .. Dono ki takkar hui ..... .. Totaa Behosh ..... .....
11 comments  -  tags: jokes + parrot

Deadly Pjs

posted by Asif ALI on 27 June 2007 22:31
Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada... . .autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, ...
24 comments  -  tags: deadlypjs

Sa Re Ga Ma: PJ

posted by Asif ALI on 27 June 2007 22:17
Ek baar himesh reshammiya ka shishya gaane ke competition SA RE GA MA mein participate karta hai...lekin woh buri tareh se haar jaata hai...iski wajeh se himesh bhai poori zindagi gaa nahi paata......
28 comments  -  tags: deadlypjs

Another Super Man

posted by Asif ALI on 26 June 2007 6:09
** Enjoy a good laugh.** An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his...
7 comments  -  tags: jokes

Wild Card DNS

posted by Asif ALI on 30 May 2007 2:44
Hi, i never get a chance to implement the sub domain concept until the recent project. in this project every use will get his own URL like http://user.domain.com and when the...
9 comments  -  tags: wildcard + dns + php
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